Reality Is For Those With No Imagination

Okay so it's more like a need a new piercing now!. I really want one, but I really didn't know what to get but thanks to swalloaddreamz, ryrossiluv4eva, amandabeckett, breakawaypunk and alcy I kinda have an idea now. It's out of the webbing between the fingers, my eyebrow, a marilyn piercing, a lip ring and a lebret piercing

So what do you think I should? I wanna ask people because I don't wanna go and get something and have it look like shit. By the way I'm open to any new ideas too

That's right! As most of you already know my freind Sara had baby twin boys on new year's eve and she haven't had any ideas on what to call the boys but she name them today. Peter and Jake. Oh my god before I forget she now wants to have the twins middle names as Tom and Bill (all thanks to Luna) but we can't get the twins dad to agree on it but we're working on him

I'm doing this again because last time everyone asked about my sex life. Can no one ask about my sex life this time! So you can ask me about anything but sex Okay?

 

Gabbie a good freind of my. On New year's eve he jumped of the top of a moving car. I went and saw him in the hospital and the first thing he said to me was "can someone stop that fucking phone of ringing?" (his mum was trying to call him) so his alright! in a wheelchair but not for life so his cool.

And most of you know my freind Sara had twins on new year's eve one at 11.57 pm and one at 12.00 am, well I saw them in the hospital! The baby twin boys still don't have names. Anyone got any ideas? I can see sara still not knowing what to call them on their first birthday I can't let tham happened.

2009 is off to an awesome start for me already!. 2008 new year's didn't go down so well as everyone hope for. The party was BAD, I walked into a door at 12.00 am and cut my face open and our freind passed away(R.I.P man) at 12.56 am. But this year's was awesome! I had so much fucking fun! Nothing like last year. It just was great.

What was the most amazing thing that happened to you in 08? I've got a few

My best freind's Rhi hooked up with her awesome boyfriend Nathan. I've been friends with this crazy bitch for 9-10 years now so you can see why I'm over the moon about it! Rhi soooooo HAPPY with him and he really is a nice funny guy and he knows if he ever hurts her I'll kill him

Cassie and I passed the year at school. I really didn't think we were going to. You see Me and cassie alway fuck around at school, never get any work done, always get into shit for talking to each other. Well that pretty much sums us up. We had to get a year of work done in two weeks but we did it and now we're going up!. Yay!!

On new year's eve my freind had twins. One was born at 11.57pm and the other one was born at 12.00 am. Yes they were born in different years. One in 2008 and the other in 2009. Oh and I can't post any photos of the baby twins, My friend kinda funny about posting photos of herself and her twins to the Internet I don't know why she just is. I don't wanna piss her off by posting any photos but if anyone wants to know they're twin boys and she doesn't know what to name them. I said Tom and Bill but my freind said NO!

Anyone got a new year's resolution? My is to try and better myself. NOT to try and be better than anyone I can't do that but I can become better in myself and that's what I'm going to try and do.

PHOTOS yes?

Rhi and Nathan GET A ROOM!

That's a dog

L-R Rhi, Matt and Ashlee (me)

I've got more photos but I'll post them as photos not in my journal.

Oh I've got one more thing to say before I go

Maybe to much beer new year's eve? haha I'm only joking I like it. dreaklocks look great on Bill

Love you all xoxoxox

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I would of posted this on 1st of January but I was kinda sick from the night before and don't no one tell me that it is 1st of January because I live in Australia and it's the 2nd of January here today. Oh I already told you but I can't post most of my new year's photos because most of them are of like my freind's ass and nudie runs well you get the idea.

It's time to party people!! so what are you doing tonight?

What's better house party or city party?

I really wanted to go to a dance party tonight but you need to be 18 and over life sux sometimes *starts to cry*

So there's  four people in this one

Phone rings

Me: Someone pick the fucking phone

Luna: Why don't you? you're sitting right next to it

Me: fine

Billie: Who is it?

Luna: When did someone start talking to you?

Billie: Ashlee???

Me: Shut up

Luna: Well??

Me: It's Jboccy (yes that how you spell her name)

Jboccy: Hey Luna

Me: My name not Luna. Now what do you want?

Jboccy: Mmmmmm to see what you guys are doing

Luna: We're not guys we're girls

Billie: I can do anything better than Ashlee

Me: What no you can't

Billie: Yes I can

Me: No you can't

Billie: Yes I can

Me: That's it Luna take the phone

(So my and billie's fight when on for about an hour)

Luna: So what's up?

Jboccy: OH MY GOD! The boy from up the road asked me out!

Luna:  Way to girl!

Jboccy: Can you tell billie and Ash I can't come out with them

Luna: What!

Jboccy: We're going out tonight

Luna: Okay

Luna: Girls?

Me and Billie at the same time: WHAT!

Luna: Jboccy can't come out with us tonight

Billie: Yes I can

Me: No you can't

Luna: GIRLS!

Billie: girls girls girls

Me: XXX

Luna: Would you two stop being dicks

Me: Dicks

Jooccy: I'm sorry but I'm going out with someone tonight

Me: I'll kill him

Billie: than I'll kill him again after his dead

Me; (looks at billie) Now why would you do that?

Billie: Yes I can

Me: No you can't

Jboccy:Luna his soooo hot

Me: no his not!

Luna:is he yum?

Jboccy: Yes!!

Billie: you only like him because his had so many girls he has turn into a fish

Me: and you like fish

Luna: Do you know who we're even talking about?

Me and billie at the same time: No

Luna: Oh for the love for god Billie can do anything better than Ashlee

Me: No she can't

Billie: Yes I can

Luna: there that should keep them busy

Jboccy: I'm really sorry but you know how it is with guys

Luna: I know...Oh shit

Jboccy: What?

Luna: Billie and ashlee are fighting

Jboccy: Old News!

Luna: Ashlee got a knife

Jboccy: So what they fight all the time like this

Me ( I start singing) Billie got a gun. Oh my god she got a gun give me the gun Billie

Billie: what gun?

Me: That gun

Billie: What gun?

Billie (she starts singing) Ashlee got a knife oh my god she got a knife give me the knife ashlee

Me: Okay......I'm a dick

Billie: Now billie got a knife

Me: Think you're good

Billie: yeah

Me: Why can't you come Jboccy?

Jboccy: I'm going out with someone tonight

Billie: Oh

Me: I'll kill than tell the pigs it was billie

Billie: you'll tell the cops it was who?

Me: it was luna

Billie: that's more like it

Luna: So where we you two going?

Me: Jboccy's bedroom

Billie: We have a web cam set up in there

Jboccy; What?

Luna; They only joking

Jboccy: this is Ashlee and Billie we're talking about there

Me: Yes billie and Ashlee

Billie: Well we don't want you getting sick from the fish shop

Luna: Fish shop?

Billie: Lots of bitches

Me: You know

Luna: Oh do you even know how we're talking about

Me: No

Jboccy: I got to go

Luna: See ya

Me : bye

Billie: fuck off

Me: haha

Billie: smart ass

Luna: oh awesome guys you pissed her right off

Billie and Me at the same time: and we care why?

Luna: she's your freind

Me: yes freind

Billie: Sorry my little sister is an ass

Me: little? you're only 38 mins older than me

Billie: Yes

Luna: I'm going to see Jboccy...good bye

Billie: Why don't you just have freind sex with Jboccy

Me: Friend sex?

Billie: you know two good freind getting together and making something beautiful

Me: you mind is sick billie

Billie: I know now what do you wanna do?

Me: go make fun of that kid down the road aobout not gettin any

Billie: Okay lets go

Me: Hey who did Jboccy say she was going out with tonight?

Billie: I don't know

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So yes that really did happened. We're sad and we know it! and yes the guy down the road who we went to make fun of because he never gets any is now going out with my freind Jboccy so when we went to make fun of him we turned it around and make fun of us. SO sad so very sad

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jimmy, Johny Boi I did have the gay make up on at my welcome back party, but my computer not letting me post the photos so I'll try tomorrow.

By the way Jimmy and Johny Boi I'm missing you like crazy! I'm going insane with out you two and I can't get up with out you two jumping on my as soon as I wake up. I miss you two soooooooo much so here's the plan you both moving over here to live with me! haha Miss you two!

Because my beautiful freinds love me soooooooooooooooo much, They going to dress up like tokio hotel and play some of their songs LOL. They having a welcome back party for me and no one was going to tell me about it, but I was on the phone to my lovely friend Jaylee and she just had to tell me about my TH suprise!. Hahaha All I can say is Luna baby i can't wait to see you in a bill wig lol

Okay now that you're reading this I've got this awesome idea about my hair. Well it's not really my idea, My friend Luna came up with it. You all know I want to colour my hair right? (if you don't read my last journal). Luna said to me today "Hey Ashlee why colour your hair when you can just get a wig". I think that's an awesome kick ass idea!. The insane colours that I want will be to much up keep and they'll end up killing my hair and it's already kinda dead from the Bill cut and with a wig I can have any colour I want any day of the week without killing my hair!!. So yeah I'm going to go with a wig I just need to buy one now (need money really bad!!!) but I will.

So yeah thanks Luna xoxox

I'm getting my haie done again!! But I don't know how I should have it. Last time I had it done I had it cut like Bill Kaulitz, NEVER EVER AGAIN!!. It's not that I didn't like it. It was just costing my $30-$45 in hairspray a week! I look at my money the other week and it's really costing me $30-$45 a week. It's insane!!! And don't get me started on how how all that hairspray fucked up my hair!

Anyways how should I have it done?

Like Audrey? This time I will be colouring it pink because I won't tell my mum

Or maybe I'll start to wear it up like bill's again but this time I'll colour like this. Once again I won't be telling my mum

I'm only joking! haha

I like the cut but it wouldn't go with my face, It would just make head look fat but that colour is awesome! I'll keep the way it is but colour it like that.

 I've got no Idea who the fuck he is but his hair is the shit man! It's awesome!! I but I would have it long not short.

What do you guys think? how should I have it? I need to know

Life been mad the last few months. I didn't think I was going to pass the year at school (Okay so I'm not the best when it comes to school and also all of my teachers hate me) but awesome news I did! Not only that alot of shit been going on home here (nothing bad)

Anyways I'm sorry for not posting much lately. I haven't had the time but after new years I should. Lots of new photos and some other mad thing (journal.video etc..) on the way people!

So what are you doing for new year? I'm planing to go to as many party as I can on the one night and get as pissed as I can haha!

xoxooxox ashlee

So another one of those journal. This just my friend and I talking...enjoy

Me: Hey

Freind: OH MY GOD!

Me: What!

Frined: Nothing

Me: Oh so what be doing?

Friend: Ya mum

Me: Oh How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from my mother?

Friend: You sick motherfucker

Me: But you're the motherfucker

Frined: You know where I wanna go?

Me: Where?

Friend: CANDY LAND!!

Me: Oh not this again

Frined: It's a happy land Ashlee

Me: Its not real

Frined: Come to candy land with me Ashlee

Me: Shut the fuck up

Frined: Candy land it land full of happy things and............more happy things

Me: Okay you know there's no candy land right?

Friend: Ashlee have a little hope

Me: Why? There's no candy land

Friend: My brother wants to have sex with santa

Me: WHAT!

Friend: Yep

Me: He knows there's no santa right??

Friend: Have a little hope Ashlee

Me: Oh my god I'm friends with a dick

Friend: Really? who's

Me: Oh you're sick

Frined: You know what?

Me: What?

Friend: How good is candy?

Me: Do you mean in a eating way or a sexy way?

Frined: Sexy

Me: Oh for the love of god

Friend Oh Oh Oh yes candy

Me: It's candy!!!

Friend: Sorry

Me: That's better

Frined: Chicken

Me: shut up

Frined You know that test we had to do at school?

Me: yeah

Friend: I saw what you did to it

Me: Like what?

Frined: Well for one where it said sex male or female you put "Well if you're asking I can't say no and when you open it inside and it had you're name, age and sex..you put "? really" next to the female

Me: Ha yeah.

Frined: So do you think we should got off the phone? We're sitting right next to each other

Me: Yeah. You dad going to kill you when you get your bill

Frined: Yeah I won't tell him we were sitting right next to each other.

Me: Yeah

Frined: Yeah

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Well as you can see that was a little fucked up. Hahahaha hope you like oxoxoxox Ashlee

It's what one of my friend told me. I think I should start over and tell you the whole story.. Today I was doing nothing but sitting around the house when I got a phone call from my friend. Now at this point in time I was thinking yeah we're going out somewhere! but sadly no. It went a little like this

Friend: Hey

Me: Hey

No one talked for like 5 mins

Friend: OH MY GOD

Me: WHAT tell me I wanna know

Friend: You know Bill Kaulitz?

Me: Hmmmmmmmmm Big hair, awesome make-up, kick ass singer yeah what about him?

Friend: So I was talking to someone online right about him and they said that his really really sad hates and cuts himself

Me: BULLSHIT!

Friend: No it's not.

Me: Yes it is

Friend: No it's not

(that went on for about an hour)

Me: have you seen cuts on his arm?

Friend: Well No

Me: See nothing to back that up so it's bullshit

Friend: But....

Me: Until I see cuts on his arms it's bullshit! now don't call me unless you're going to die Okay?

friend: Okay see ya than?

Me: see ya

After I we got off the phone I did some research about it, and I'm very very HAPPY to say it's sooooooooooo much bullshit. Than (thanks to the net) my friend send me a photo of the lovely Bill

Than she asked "Why does he always wear shit on his arm than?"

I don't know maybe because it looks awesome.

So I think the whole Bill cuts thing is nothing but bullshit. I mean why would he? I would kill to have his life!

TO MY FRIEND (you know who you are) You're a dumbass btw That's a old photo of him.

TO ALL THE TH HATERS: Get over it already! Don't listen if you don't like them. They've done nothing to you but make music you don't have to listen too. It's not like the boys are coming to your house putting a gun to your head and making you listen them. Get over it or I'll come to your house get your pets and the only you can get them back is if you stop bitching about Tokio Hotel okay?

 

BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT THAT'S BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know it but now that I have you reading this, I wanna some funny shit that happened in the exams today.

There I was in the P.E exam when I saw blood on my exam paper I looked at my finger, it was bleeding. What The Fuck??. How did I cut my finger in an exam! Well I did that's right The one and only Ashlee did it!!! Anyways i turned around to tell my friend that this exam was going to kill and she looked up than I showed her my finger. Than later on I just sitting there and out of nowhere I had a Dora the explorer doll. What the hell! I didn't even know where it came from. I just had it and now I don't where it is.

Awwwww what a day.

By the way That whole bill's number thing was just to get you to read this if you didn't get it. IT'S BULLSHIT PEOPLE

The other I posted a journal asking you want you wanted in a journal because I have no ideas. So it is!

For sarah. COFFEEEEEEEEEE!! I'll tell you a story about it. One day There was like no red bull in the house so I had coffee I had about 18 cups in 3 hours and the six weeks later the lady next door moved out because I kick the her back door in. So yeah keep it to 6 cups a day kids!

For Patchy. How cute is she??

Don't you think? I think so. I love her.

If you don't know her you should add her http://patchy15.buzznet.com/user/main/ She awesome!

For Nic. Just for Nic I'm going to try and have 30 red bulls in the one day. I once had 29 ended up in hospital. I really did. Got pretty sick from it

 

Now Nic I couldn't come up with any about Smarties to talk about so here so pretty pics of them.

Hope you like it!

 

 

 

 

And this is random but my friend just came up with it now

If Tom ever got sick of that I'll would take over for him HAHAHA (WTF random)

just isn't funny at all.

If you don't know what "the dead terrorist" is, it's one of those gay ringtones that piss everyone off like the crazy frog.

Today I got out of back turn on the telly and what do I see....The dead terrorist singing Jingle Bombs to me! Thats awful it's not funny at all. Who ever thinks it's funny should be killed. A terrorist isn't funny and I don't know many people who thinks it is!.

How would you feel if one of your love ones die in 9/11 and you turn on the t.v to the dead terrorist singing Jingle bombs to you?

Don't just take me word for have a look at the video  

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/992170/achmed_the_dead_terrorist_jingle_bombs/

Now you can just tell for this video that Jeff Dunham's mum didn't teach him any respect for other people

FUCKING SICK!

I have no idea what I'm going to post in a journal so I'm asking you

You read it you comment on it so I'm asking you awesome people what do you want me to write about?

If you want fanfic you can have it. If you want to know how my day was you can have it (don't know why you would) or if you want me to bitch about something you can have it.

 

So tell me what you want peoples!

sorry guys I just don't like it anymore

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DON'T WORRY! I'm not going anywhere but made you read this didn't I

I know what your thinking and it's not sick, it's just my friend Jocoby (she's a girl) and me talking

Friend: Hey Ashlee

Me: yo Jocoby

Friend: I had fucking chicken last night

Me: Oh my fucking god I want some chicken

Friend: I know how good it it man

Me: It's awesome and don't say man I don't have a penis

Friend: Or do you?

Me: Want see for yourself?

Friend: No

Me:okay you sure?

Friend: Some kid I know made a non funny joke about Bill today

Me: Bill who?

Friend: hahahahahahhahahaha Kaulitz

Me: Oh really? what was it?

Friend: Why did Bill run arcoss the road?

Me: Oh I can see where this is going, Why?

Friend: Because he need to get his penis

Me: That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay

Friend: I know right? I was just like hahahahahahaha next time tell a funny one

Me: I would of been like hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha sooooooooooo NOT funny

Friend: yeah

Me: Bill's pretty

Friend: Yeah

Me: So what are you up to tonight?

Friend: Sex with you

Me: Sex it's nice but not with you

Friend: hahhahahahhahhahahhaha Okay don't know what your missing out on

Me Oh my god I'm eating Cheese

Friend: Cheese and chicken whould be pretty awesome right about now.

Me: Oh yeah

Friend: Fuck yeah

Me: Fuck yes

Frined: Hey slut I got to dad wants me for tea

Me: You bitch

 

So  yeah that was the end of the phone call. Fuck up much?